Tuesday, May 04, 2021

Alternate McSweeney's Titles part 13

SURE, VELOCIRAPTOR REPELLENT 

IS 95% EFFECTIVE AGAINST VELOCIRAPTOR ATTACKS, 

so WE plan TO WEAR IT 

all the time: 

and there's no way 

we're going anywhere 

near JURASSIC PARK!

by CARLOS GREAVES

 

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