McSweeny's Headline That Could Have Been

 

• PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME WRITE A THINK PIECE ABOUT HOW UNBANNING TRUMP FROM TWITTER WOULD ACTUALLY BE A TRIUMPH FOR FREEDOM

  “It’s just that we’ve got beautiful spring weather right now, and I’d like to spend my time enjoying it, so I will.  And I won't bother writing about whatever stupid, hateful, corrosive-to-the-very-concept-of-the-human-spirit shit Trump might tweet when he returns, because like everyone else, I can choose not to read it.  Well, at least, now we can choose”
  by GREG LANDGRAF