Special Theory of Windy Days...

Q. What is the quickest way to calm a breezy day?

A. Get a kite and go outside with the intent to fly it.

Lemma: There is a direct correlation between the level of wind decline and the effort taken.

Examples:

1. If you have a ready-made kite and you go to your back yard to fly it, the wind will decline to the point where IF your kite was already flying--it would stay flying, but not high enough to get your kite flying.

2. If you drive someplace windy, like the top of a hill or assemble a delicate kite which needs only a whisper of wind--the wind will decline to zero by the time you have taken the above actions.