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What are they getting at?

 I didn't want to click onto the ad to find out, but is the picture suggesting, "you can do this instead", where "this" is "become an escort"?

Update: Another version, 32% less prosty.

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Girls Got 'The Sads" the Boys Don't

 And that makes it even worse!

Most of the boys wanted Trump to win.  Should they mope around and pretend to be sad, as a way to cheer-up the girls?   Would the girls pretend to be sad if Harris won, to cheer-up the boys?

If this was a fancy East coast private school, maybe a majority of the boys <i>wanted Harris to win</i> and were also disappointed.  This would give them even less reason to performatively comfort the girls.  They've got their own crosses to bear.

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