Wordle 41

 

I was a little worried when, after two turns, I had eliminated 4 vowels and 6 other pretty good consonants and still didn't have a single letter yet.

Wordle 40

 

Why Was I Legally Married On February 29th 1992

1. I happened to be getting married in 1992--this was very much happenstance: Had the first Gulf War not happened, it would have been in 1991.
2. My Wife's parents asked that we be legally married sometime before our planned drive from Washington to Massachusetts.   We were to have the formal ceremony in the Summer, in Massachusetts.
3. We found-out about the above, sometime in late 1991 or very early in 1992.
4. We narrowed the date down to a couple of different weekends.
5. One of which was the last week in February.
6. Leap-Day fell on the Saturday of that weekend.
7. It was probably easier to book the judge for a Saturday than a Sunday, but why would anybody want March 1st (Younger sister's birthday) when you could have February 29th?

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Wordle 38

 

Alternate McSweeny's Headlines, Part 16

 

schoolkids need to wear masks forever. 

I don't care if we have any proof it helps 

and plenty that it hurts.  

bottom line, 

i don't really like kids

by MATTHEW BRIAN COHEN

Wordle 37

 

Wordle 36

 

160 & On Film

 

Wordle 35