Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Short Conversation At A Restaurant

Wife: Returning from the restroom; "I saw something interesting when I was in the bathroom"

Me: What was it?

Wife: Gestures for me to lean towards her so that the kids won't overhear what she has to say; I saw two women kissing in there!

Me: Did S (Daughter who accompanied wife on trip to restroom) see?

Wife: No.

Me: (Excitedly) So, what did they look like?

Wife: You wouldn't be interested. They were not television lesbians.

Me: (Disappointedly.) Harrumph.