Me: What was it?
Wife: Gestures for me to lean towards her so that the kids won't overhear what she has to say; I saw two women kissing in there!
Me: Did S (Daughter who accompanied wife on trip to restroom) see?
Me: (Excitedly) So, what did they look like?
Wife: You wouldn't be interested. They were not television lesbians.
Me: (Disappointedly.) Harrumph.