Friday, July 24, 2009

Advice when dealing with police.

To die is to be a counterfeit, for he is but the counterfeit of a man who hath not the life of a man; but to counterfeit dying, when a man thereby liveth, is to be no counterfeit, but the true and perfect image of life indeed. The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have sav'd my life.

Otherwise it could be:

May I suggest using your night stick officer?


Trooper York said...

Cops are often idiots but this Gates guy was your typical snotty college professor type.

I hope Access Hollywood gets the tapes.

That should be some good All America fun.

dbp said...

Yeah, I would love to hear those tapes. I'm sure it will be comedy gold.