--I took the tap out of our sugar maple tree, < 5 minutes
--I coiled up the siphon tube that we used to drain the basement when it floods in the Spring, 5 minutes.
--Added windshield washer fluid to two of our cars (the in-laws have one of the three for a road trip weekend). 5 minutes only because I wanted to explore the engine bay of my new car. It has a horizontally opposed four cylinder engine and so everything is oddly arranged.
--Adjusted the swing set. This is a home made setup which is essentially a 16' beam between two trees. Since trees are not always perfectly vertical, there was some odd shimming needed to make the beam level and true. I won't go into all the details, but due to the decay of some components, a new arrangement had to be made. All in all, it took a dozen tools and two hours to get the thing in shape. While I was up there I noticed some rot in the wood but I think the set will last another few years and the kids will be too old for it by then anyway.
--I took the lawnmower blade out and sharpened it using my electric grinding wheel, slightly more than 5 minutes.
For dessert; a bowl of spicy pork rinds, a beer and a brace of mini-candy bars.