Monday, December 19, 2022

I Give An AI a Ridiculous Task.

Please write a short comic essay in the style of William S. Burroughs on, kicking his nutmeg addiction from the holiday season.

Once upon a time, I found myself in the grips of a fierce nutmeg addiction. It started innocently enough, a sprinkle here and there in my eggnog and baked goods during the holiday season. But before I knew it, I was ingesting it by the spoonful, unable to resist its alluring aroma and flavor.

As the weeks went on, my craving for nutmeg only intensified. I found myself scouring the spice aisle at the grocery store, hoarding every last jar I could get my hands on. My kitchen cupboards were overflowing with the stuff, and I was using it in everything I ate, from my morning oatmeal to my evening pasta dishes.

But as the holidays drew to a close, I began to realize the toll my nutmeg obsession was taking on my body and mind. My hands were shaking and my thoughts were jumbled and scattered. I knew I had to do something before it was too late.

So, I made the difficult decision to kick my nutmeg habit once and for all. It wasn't easy, and there were plenty of cravings and setbacks along the way. But with the help of my loved ones and a strong support system, I was able to overcome my addiction and emerge stronger and healthier on the other side.

And as the next holiday season approached, I found myself reaching for other, less addictive spices to add flavor to my dishes. Ginger, cinnamon, and clove became my new favorites, and I enjoyed the holidays with a clear mind and a healthy body.

So, to anyone out there struggling with a nutmeg addiction, know that there is hope. It won't be easy, but with determination and the support of those around you, you too can overcome your addiction and start living a happier, healthier life.

The end.

https://chat.openai.com/chat

No comments: