Monday, December 13, 2021

The Magic Christian

The Magic Christian (TMC):  Hello, fellow Christian!

FC: Hi, What's up?

TMC: I wanted to meet with you to let you know that our faith compels us to support this new welfare program.

FC: Jesus calls us to help our fellow man.  He doesn't tell us, or give us permission to compel, any fellow Christian into such activity.

TMC:  There's no God and if Jesus really existed he was just a man, fool!

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